Humor - in leiu of CABG and Blockages---tax time----Hello All!
Subject: FW: Letter to IRS Think I'll try it!!! Subject: Letter to IRS Gee !! Don't you really wish someone had the real guts to do this !! February 8,2005 Internal Revenue Service Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001 Dear IRS: Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value 1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040. It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values. Sincerely, Another satisfied taxpayer Steve! arcman52@...
Steve P., It's worth a try...maybe I need to run down to Home Depot before I file! Connie Stephen Puccio <arcman52@... Subject: FW: Letter to IRS Think I'll try it!!! Subject: Letter to IRS Gee !! Don't you really wish someone had the real guts to do this !! February 8,2005 Internal Revenue Service Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001 Dear IRS: Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value 1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040. It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values. Sincerely, Another satisfied taxpayer Steve! arcman52@... Connie Turner
I have had Turbotax in all day doing taxes for family and friends. So far no one has had to pay but I will try this if I run across one that has to pay. Steve Y connie Turner <connieque@... Steve P., It's worth a try...maybe I need to run down to Home Depot before I file! Connie Stephen Puccio <arcman52@... Subject: FW: Letter to IRS Think I'll try it!!! Subject: Letter to IRS Gee !! Don't you really wish someone had the real guts to do this !! February 8,2005 Internal Revenue Service Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001 Dear IRS: Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value 1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040. It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values. Sincerely, Another satisfied taxpayer Steve! arcman52@... Connie Turner
STEVE PLEASE SEND ME THIS ONE TO MY EMAIL. I NEED TO SHARE THIS ONE WITH MY OLD DOUBLES PARTNER(TENNIS). THANK YOU TOM Stephen Puccio <arcman52@... Subject: FW: Letter to IRS Think I'll try it!!! Subject: Letter to IRS Gee !! Don't you really wish someone had the real guts to do this !! February 8,2005 Internal Revenue Service Department of the Treasury Washington, DC 20001 Dear IRS: Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value 1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of $22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040. It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values. Sincerely, Another satisfied taxpayer Steve! arcman52@...